i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular
sorry: Its all fun and games until you see a picture of what you looked like in 6th grade.
dani is the most amazing person i know
jesuscametomybirthday: i sleep with men every night and by sleep i mean sleep and by men i mean my cat
skyboobat: I just found a gif that actually sums up my whole life
trapgods: “Give it to me!” She yelled, “I’m so fucking wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.