all straight boys are literally the same it’s like that one episode of the fairly oddparents where everyone is a gray blob and every time a straight boy tries to tell me off for generalizing them all i hear is ‘but i’m the grayest and the blobiest’
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
And I learned ‘You deserve better’
was sometimes no more
than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,
and I want you to be happy,
but I don’t love you anymore.
Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.
she’s a piece of shit