the problem with rich people is that i am not one
(Source: unchichi, via ruinedchildhood)
Sometimes you meet someone and even though you never liked brown eyes before, their eyes are your now favourite colour.
my life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
(Source: subtotalled, via thefuuuucomics)
She said, ‘I’m so afraid.’ And I said, ‘why?,’ and she said, ‘Because I’m so profoundly happy. Happiness like this is frightening.’ I asked her why and she said, ‘They only let you be this happy if they’re preparing to take something from you.’
trying to figure out someone else’s shower