all straight boys are literally the same it’s like that one episode of the fairly oddparents where everyone is a gray blob and every time a straight boy tries to tell me off for generalizing them all i hear is ‘but i’m the grayest and the blobiest’ 

(via jesus-cametomybirthday)


I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.

(via jesus-cametomybirthday)

And I learned ‘You deserve better’

was sometimes no more

than a synonym for ‘I don’t want to hurt you,

and I want you to be happy,

but I don’t love you anymore.

- Beau Taplin, You Deserve Better (via larmoyante)

(via jesus-cametomybirthday)

Anonymous: sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird


Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

Anonymous: Tell us about your best friend.


she’s a piece of shit



We’ll remember tonight.